Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.
Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?
by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011

This expression does not date back to Vietnam or the 80's. it is ancient in the marine corps and is what drill instructors did up until the mid 70's
by daniel f ring August 11, 2014

Similar to "Take it or leave it"(i.e. "this is your only option") but with a more sardonic edge.
I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.
I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.
Kid: What is there for dinner?
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier
by John D W June 1, 2006

by dopehemmo June 11, 2020

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch:
"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"
Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!
Boris: Fuck you!
Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"
Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!
Boris: Fuck you!
Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011

Deen - Doria are you ok? Do you have to take an L?
Doria- No I have to take a massive L.
Deen - Just one?
Doria - I usually take a lot of Ls.
Dave - Man my sister has an iron colon. She just pumps them out!
Dev - Damn!!! Who opened the 2-mercaptoethanol? I told you inside the thing hood!!
Dave - Doria's taking an L.
Doria- No I have to take a massive L.
Deen - Just one?
Doria - I usually take a lot of Ls.
Dave - Man my sister has an iron colon. She just pumps them out!
Dev - Damn!!! Who opened the 2-mercaptoethanol? I told you inside the thing hood!!
Dave - Doria's taking an L.
by Glodeeve August 7, 2017
