ness spit

A butthole that shoots shit spray

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her

by Pootiesous January 14, 2018

spit life

An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.

joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”

Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.

by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018

Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018

spit it out it dont belong to you

When you nutt in a chicks mouth and she has to spit it in the girl mouth next to her

Spit it out it dont belong to you, give it to jamie

by Squig9669 February 21, 2018

splat

the word splat is the past tense of split.

"no, it's your turn to split, I splat last time!" ( this was actually said ).

by me is typing March 5, 2018

lid splat

The layer of yoghurt that remains on the lid of the yoghurt after removing said lid.

I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt

by Smithysaintz May 12, 2018