russians in my summer house 

Menstruating.

Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!

russians in my summer house by Opompous Opossum May 10, 2018

russian flu 

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

russian flu by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.

*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then

Russian Viagra by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018

russian warming 

how russians stay warm by drinking a bunch of vodka

dude its cold other dude na just go inside start a party with vodka drink then come back outside that russian warming

russian warming by catsdnfjcdcdckdccddd May 16, 2018

Russian Lil PUmp 

FACE is god

OMG DERICO FACE IS GOD!!!!!!11111111111
I know mate i know Russian Lil PUmp is god

Russian Lil PUmp by ITSYOBOICRUSH April 6, 2018

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

Rushing My Teeth by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

russhin

a inside joke aimed at Russian people(or Slavs) that i made up, to state that its a Slav in a hurry. they could be yelling on the phone in Slavic usually located in the Slavic neighborhoods

you that guy is russhin, to work . get it russhin

russhin by louieboi420 May 31, 2018