purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

Purple Cart

The Purple Cart medal is presented to retail employees who have been injured/wounded in the line of duty.

I served with her in Grocery Division, Fruit Battalion, Bananas Company. She was an awesome SNCO and was awarded the Purple Cart for injuries sustained during COVID-19.

by Boxman45 December 10, 2023

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

Purple pumpkin

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

by DickTater December 16, 2023

purple nurpkin

A really really mean and bad person. They are also often unappreciative of the originality of the people around them.

Dude 1: Emma’s being such a Purple Nurpkin isn’t she?

Dude 2: Yeah man, she’s totally not appreciating your original and hilarious nature.

by French3453 July 3, 2023

purple

green

its blue not green?
no its purple
oh right sorry

by blueisred July 6, 2023

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023