Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"

Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.

by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011

people with penis

Politically correct definition for someone who has a dick, but doesn't identify themselves as man/boy

A recursive definition: People with penis include men, transgender and non-binary people with penis

by dildo777 May 30, 2023

penis nigger

when your friend is an ass

You:"Stop being a penis nigger"

by USsr188486 May 20, 2019

Penis Missile

A Penis Missile is a common term used for a sport motorcycle. It was derived from the more popular term Crotch Rocket.

Davey: dude check out my new motorcycle.

Shane: awesome

Davey: ya its not one of those penis missile's

Shane: Penis Missile ?

Davey: ya like a Crotch Rocket.

by daveythenavy December 27, 2010

Penis snuggling

When your girlfriend snuggles up to you with the sole purpose of fondling your penis.

Man says"Mickey what are you doing I'm trying to go to sleep" as his girlfriend snuggles up to him and gives him a reach around. Girlfriend says "I'm penis snuggling babe trying to get lucky."

by Mickey Roonie October 26, 2011

broadband penis

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds

Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started

by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

Penis Clout

any kind of signs showing that you got laid. Think of it like an 8th grader keeping that crusty nut in their hair and using it to show everyone at school as proof that they clapped cheeks

rachael-“yo did u hear about savannah doin the nookie?!”
ben-“yeah she got that penis clout”

by irlpenisclout February 23, 2019