Ruby wank

Wanking while on your period.

"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"

by Beezus37 October 1, 2017

sexy wank

When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes

Her ‘I can’t be arsed with sex or a bj’

Him ‘bend over and I’ll have a sexy wank then you lazy cow’

by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

sweat wank

When your having to try too hard whilst having a wank and sweat forms across the brow

She glared into his eyes, looked deep into his soul. His cheeks were rosy, sweat across his brow.. caught red handed after a crafty sweat wank

by Ratchet Ho January 14, 2019

Wank arm

One arm is bigger than the other

Sarah said hey look at my wank arm it's so much bigger

by Well it's true December 20, 2022

Jizz wank

A fat wanker

Go away you jizz wank

by Clit popper May 1, 2018

Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 7, 2022

jelly wank

When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax

Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?

by oldbailey June 15, 2017