How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Ur mother

ur mother asked me to ask u for her number

me: hey ur mother
her: ok

by hotperson9242 October 20, 2021

Mother-chicken

Stupid Indian nigger

U are a mother-chicken

by Travi Patty June 14, 2025

Mother

A common word used in jokes that will give trauma to those used upon

I was having sexual intercourse with your mother last night

by Thoroboyo November 2, 2021

Mother

Your spawn point

Hey, Did you know that your dad fucked your mother?

by Mamatrax3000 November 7, 2021