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Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.
Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float
by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018
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by GoogiesMansion January 5, 2020
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Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.
My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.
by Iris Long January 28, 2020
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Egg

Egg is a term used by white supremacists,it is used as a codename "I require Jews"
Shock:Hey Kurt how are you

Kurt:Good,Just looking for egg to beat up
by Egg Nagler January 31, 2020
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{noun}
An egg is not only a food, but an art form. In our society eggs are very under appreciated as art.

{verb}
To to do something in a great manner, that truly pleases and/or confuses someone. The meaning is individual and hard to describe.
Billy: Do you want to go to the egg museum with me?
Sarah: I only like eating eggs

Gregory: Did you see that girl egg on stage last night?
Bertha: Yeah! I wish I could egg as great as her.
by mouldremover February 7, 2020
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Egg Man

AN EGG. He looks like an egg, acts like an egg, and he’s all around an egg. He has a child which is an oyster and a friend who is an ugly nut. They’re in a cult trio called the Death Foods. They spend their time coming after kids in third period, slowly taking them out. If you ever seen him in public, avoid him. don’t look into his eyes. He will turn you into an egg
Wow, revock is such an egg man
by k.rose420 March 30, 2020
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by Eggmab April 4, 2020
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