Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

penis over

To penis over something is to both like that thing a lot and also to tell the world that that thing is great.

"XBOX fans really penis over Halo all the time."

by esuna May 25, 2006

token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

by arktikwife April 24, 2011

Penis Clout

any kind of signs showing that you got laid. Think of it like an 8th grader keeping that crusty nut in their hair and using it to show everyone at school as proof that they clapped cheeks

rachael-“yo did u hear about savannah doin the nookie?!”
ben-“yeah she got that penis clout”

by irlpenisclout February 23, 2019

people with penis

Politically correct definition for someone who has a dick, but doesn't identify themselves as man/boy

A recursive definition: People with penis include men, transgender and non-binary people with penis

by dildo777 May 30, 2023

Penis Missile

A Penis Missile is a common term used for a sport motorcycle. It was derived from the more popular term Crotch Rocket.

Davey: dude check out my new motorcycle.

Shane: awesome

Davey: ya its not one of those penis missile's

Shane: Penis Missile ?

Davey: ya like a Crotch Rocket.

by daveythenavy December 27, 2010