Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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Meat pencil by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

meat garatine 

It's when your best freind or worse enemy is sleeping and you sneak up on them with a glass of water than you pull out your dick and slap them in the face hard as you can with your dick so they wake up than you splash water in their face and yell YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MEAT GARATINED BITCH

Yo Johnny you have just been meat garatined bitch

meat garatine by Sexybigdadyd March 14, 2016

Meat Head 

Anyone who is too gosh darned Dumb for Thier own Good or anyone else's good for that matter.

It's a whole lot worse than Stupid, Dumb, or Slow, when you gotta converse or have anything to do with a Meat Head like You. There I said it.

Meat Head by ciscothecrazykidfromfrisco April 13, 2016

Meat Hoodie 

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

Meat Hoodie by Badbrad September 24, 2016

Meat Hoodie 

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

Meat Hoodie by Badbrad September 24, 2016

Meat Hoodie 

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

Meat Hoodie by Badbrad September 24, 2016

meat rest 

when you plop your juicy cock on yo girl chinny chin chin

the guy put his dick on the girls chin and called it a meat rest.

meat rest by ALBEMB September 23, 2016