max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds

Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!

by max middleton May 26, 2018

max muncy

A baseball player who is the father of the San Francisco Giants as well as Madison Bumgarner

Did you see Max Muncy own the San Francisco Giants?

I did per usual

by Cornpy April 20, 2023

Max melting

when you slowly grow more and more chins

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

Anita max wynn

drake’s alter ego

drake: this is my alter ego
anita max wynn :3
anita max wynn >_<

by nikolaiserectpenis December 29, 2023

pleasure-maxing

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.

“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”

by pluffaduff May 7, 2025

Max

Max is the best guy you could ever meet he is the best person you could ever find he is a extraordinary and have a great personality and has a great sense of humor and he can brighten the mood of any room although he makes mistakes time to time he still try’s his best and he wants to talk to people just doesn’t know how to approach them correctly but he is the best kind of person and stays calm and doesn’t want to get in any trouble and just wants to be friends so approach a max and become friends. So you can either hate him or love him <3 (P.S if you end up dating a max you are lucky <3)

hey who is the best person?
that would be Max

by blanketdude1 November 21, 2021

max

The absolute fattest man alive, he waddles around like hes better than you. shut him up by challenging him to a race.

"hey max, shut the fuck up and race me to that pole and back"

by Get the ____ Mug September 14, 2022