Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Lady

Folks, we have had an incredible time tonight
Thank you for coming out
But we gotta go home
This one is for the ladies
The beautiful, lovely ladies of Mississippi
And maybe Memphis, and maybe Tennessee
You guys have been fantastic
If you've had too much to drink, please don't drive home
We want you safe and sound
So you can come back here for year number 27, next year
Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest (c'mon, sing it out)
(You're there when I need you)
(You're there when I need-)
(I'm gonna need you)

A long time ago, I had a lady to love
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Look around you, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need-
I'm gonna need you, yeah
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Lady, I do
I want a lady
I want a lady
I want a Mississippi lady
Oh, oh, I want a Sam's Town, lady
Self stars, you've been fantastic
Thanks very much for being in the live part
We'll see you next time

by Death Menace September 25, 2023

Lady Scorpion

Jerry is a person of justice, righteousness, and liberty.
What does Scorpion mean? A venomous, evil animal that hunts and kills prey alive.
do you want a wicked, evil SCORPION killing you?
or do you want the package, the Jerry, the justice, the liberty, and the PEACE.
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE

JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
Lady Scorpion is not.

by JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE January 25, 2022

lady slipper

lady slipper is a collection of dirt roads with the occasional field and a bunch of bogs that you think are fields. Basically where the high school population of CB goes to drink... but it involves tents or sleeping in cars which is less than sweet.

Where's everyone going for May 24? Obvisouly Lady Slipper

by the guy from over there June 20, 2007

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

Bird Lady

Bird is a street term for cocaine. The bird lady is a female who heavily sells cocaine.

My mom's the bird lady. She's flipping the birds all day every day.

by bitchwebangin April 19, 2018

fante lady

A beautiful and sexy girl who is very fluent in English
A caring and humble woman
She is a wife material and God fearing

Very faithful lady like fante ladies and too much words cannot explain how she is

Get yourself a fante lady and you will never regret marrying her.

by Nyameye November 23, 2021