Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 08, 2022
Bro 1: Yo, don't you hate when you're can-unting, but it stops mid circulation?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted
Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted
Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.
by Jorbo67\ February 16, 2025
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021
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