Half-Breed

Wise man once said... we are all half-breeds.

Why the fuck are their mexican nazis?? We are all half-breeds.

by Naukloster July 5, 2018

half-sibling

Who that has one parent in common with another living being.

My half-siblings is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.

half-co-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Wait'll half

the time when any task short of life or death is completed on Sundays afternoons in the fall

wife: dear, are you gonna put out the bonfire in the garage or should I call 911?
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?

daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??

by cosmofries November 13, 2011

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”

by dxtros June 11, 2025

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021