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Ghetto Gas Mask

The act of putting your shirt over your nose due to a bad smell.
Farter: Hey guys put on your ghetto gas masks cause I'm about to let one rip.
by Borey C. July 19, 2012
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Ghetto feng shui

Leaving an object where you last used/had it.
I'm not a slob, I practice ghetto feng shui.
by Bitch9 August 25, 2014
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3rd Person Ghetto

Describing the voice in which one speaks to him or herself, denoting a distinctive hip hop or ghetto vocabulary.
Man, I didn't know grandpa could go all 3rd person ghetto when grandma rips him a new one, with his, "She need to get my name out her mouth."
by Jim E Jamz November 30, 2011
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ghetto smash party

When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.

Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.
Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)
by leakywheelbarrow April 6, 2020
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ghetto glamor shot

When you take a pic of your girl on the couch with shitty ass lighting coz you are too fucking poor to pay for an in studio session.
Dude, I saw the ghetto glamor shot of your girlfriend on Facebook. Damn, it wasn't pretty.
by VileTwat August 28, 2013
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Ghetto Dick Piercing

When a woman bites through a mans dick in a dark alleyway and pierces it so they don't have to pay for a dick piercing.
“My dick is in pieces after i got a Ghetto Dick Piercing
by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020
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