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Monkey Fucker

Someone who goes out of their way and deliberately infects themselves with diseases, such as: monkey-pox, HIV, covid-19, ...
A: whoa, monkey-pox is spreading like wildfire, how come?
B: them monkey fuckers at it again, I guess.
by Hmastray July 20, 2022
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Buddy Fucker

When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.

Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u May 6, 2018
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thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
by lembnau February 1, 2017
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《¤》Fucker《¤》fucUker《¤》fuckeR《¤》

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《¤》Fucker《¤》fucUker《¤》fuckeR《¤》
by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
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fuckered off

"Fuckered off" is a descriptive term for any person, place, thing that has obviously been ransacked by methamphetamines and/or methamphetamine users , and needs a nap and/or a tune up.

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
"Dude! You are so fuckered off. You look like you're fighting a Zombie apocalypse...and you're talking to my shadow..take a fucking nap!"

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
by anonymous April 27, 2022
mugGet the fuckered offmug.

Fucker of Ass

Someone that is a fucker, but goes way beyond that status. A terrible human being with no redeeming qualities.
I hope you slide back and enjoy listening to this: you are a fucker of ass.
by RealityTVGuide May 8, 2022
mugGet the Fucker of Assmug.

waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it
by Jay Rome the god November 19, 2017
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