Crap Eyewear

Epic 80's influenced sunglass company founded in La Jolla, CA. Rocking radical designs and radical colors throughout southern California. Wild frames and even wilder colors make these shades the coolest around.

"Yo where did you get those glasses?
Oh Peter and Nick crapped on my face"

"Dude those are sweet Craps
Ya Crap Eyewear is fuckin rad"

"Stay shaded when yer faded!"

Crap Eyewear by CrapOnUrFace November 26, 2007

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piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.

Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...

piece of meat with two eyes by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006

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eye-fuck

The act of OBVIOUSLY checking someone out.

Guy #1: "Whoa, did you see your girlfriend check that guy out?"

Guy #2: "She did what?"

Guy #1: "Total eye-fuck, trust me."

eye-fuck by Yankee Brat December 15, 2007

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Black Eyed Peas

A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.

Black Eyed Peas need to die (esp Fergie that slut bitch of a ho)

Black Eyed Peas by Brother Number One July 5, 2005