Ethan

Built different

Ethan- You look goofy as hell rn

by madsuhs November 6, 2020

Ethan

A smoker with tar in his lungs that likes to lick graysens tip while smoking

Ethan loves josh twerking in his face

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

ethan rebel

he's just got a big cock

"Have you ever had an ETHAN REBEL all to yourself?'
"I wish."

by Alistiar March 30, 2017

Ethan

A teenage boy who hooks up with so many girls, but pretends each relationship is “The One” until he’s dumped. Doesn’t know how to recognize that every girl is totally using him for sex.

Cassie: Oh my gosh, I broke up with Ethan again! What a total rat!

by Ratatillie February 13, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.

Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan

by Sophia the 5ft legend May 2, 2021

ethan

ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

by mr fyb March 7, 2019

Ethan

A boy who believes anything!

Ethan believes chupacabras are real!

by Bob rob doug May 19, 2018