David

David is tall funny cute has brown eyes and is the best kisser and is mind blowing in the bed and cannot forget about his enormously big dick

Damm David u have a big dick

by Suneo November 22, 2021

David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual

This nigga David is gay

by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020

David Diaz

A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.

Guy 1: Have you met David Diaz?
Guy 2: Duh. He's my best friend.

by LlamaBoss0924 December 11, 2019

David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023

The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022

David

David is very kind, has a good personality and very smart. David is also very charming and cute, you will be lucky to have someone named david. David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling.

David is a wonderful human being.

by BRUHHHEUHEUDJhcnkjan June 11, 2021

David

The blackest person in the world. The most skinniest guy ever.

David is the blackest.

by Nice cookie woman January 24, 2024