bar topper

When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.

1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."

by CaNoJe August 25, 2011

crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

Bar Trolling

When your game has been off for awhile and you need an easy lay, you go to any bar and look for the ugliest, fattest, nastiest "troll" in the bar, get her drunk on well shots and fuck her.

Yo i havent been laid in months. I need me a nasty troll tonight. You down to go bar trolling?

by ohnoitscarson April 11, 2016

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 02, 2024

fucking bars

it means like fucking deep but like fake deep like as a joke ( sarcastically )

Friend: dude did u know that if you’re depressed you’re not happy

You: dude seriously fucking bars

by Chuuya Nakahara October 19, 2019

Bull Bar

Something you buy for someone when you're not sure if they would even want it and it turns out that they really don't want it so you try to sell it on a college facebook page.

got a bull bar as a surprise for my boyfriend and he didn't want it?!

by That TNT Guy February 08, 2012

22 Bar

A luxury bar, restaurant or cafe where women can have dine and pick a male member of staff for desert/sex... Members only club for wealthy and famous women...

I went to the 22 Bar, l paid $10 000 for the sexy bald guy... it was the most amazing tantric sex I've ever had. I let cum inside me. I got pregnant hehe - I'm telling my husband its his...

by KingRed007 December 15, 2015