Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013

dump cunt

dump cunt is typically used to define a stupid & annoying female who should be cummed on and then abandoned on the side of the road. hints the word dump cunt, dump meaning cum and cunt meaning pussy.

yeah she is super attractive but this dump cunt thought it was okay to throw something during the argument

by THEMOSTINTERESTING May 13, 2023

Trooper Dump

The propensity to drop 2ST + 1ST together while playing LWSB thinking that’s a great strategy. (It is not a great strategy).

Every match seems like a constant barrage of trooper dumps.

by DieAgain October 6, 2022

the slow dump

The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.

I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.

by TByrd July 29, 2016

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Devoe Dump

When you fart out all the cum in your ass

Allen piped so bad earlier now i gotta take a devoe dump

by Deudf February 11, 2021

Backpack Dump

When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.

**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.

**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**

Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump

by Trappa-keepa May 14, 2018