hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 21, 2018

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i don't know juice

A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.

"Daddy can you get me a drink"

"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"

by jimbo the greatest 351 August 05, 2018

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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022

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You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

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Don't worry, we're going to kill you

Says Mike Isratel

Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2024

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