Chris Tashman

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.
Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!
by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022
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chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars
by Thetruthsayer1982 January 08, 2018
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Chris Phillips

Noun, Verb, Adjective:
Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris
Using Noun:

Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!

Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.

Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.
by It`sChrisPhillips!! June 11, 2011
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Brother in Chris

When you want to call out a specific individual who kinda looks like a prettier jesus.
Person 1 : I think Ivy is taylor's best song.
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .
by folkpiedpiper July 02, 2022
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Chris wighthouse

Stop been a Chris wighthouse
by Barber0121 October 18, 2019
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Chris Paul

Ultimate fucking goober!!! Cant make a shot for his life. If u ever bet on him always take the under!! (no joke) Bros such a fucking herb.
Chris Paul is a retard!!
by ChrisTheRetardPaul January 05, 2024
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Chris Paul

Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach
Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.
by safety.scissors October 18, 2024
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