meat bandit

A dude who covets meat so much, that he is willing to steal it for his own pleasures.

Josh is such a meat bandit, when poor Antonio was sleeping he tryed to steal Antonios meat.

by Rob aka Rob Banks September 10, 2006

meat tank

A set of words used to describe the penis. This is almost exclusively used in badly written smut.

"And with a mighty heave, he thrust into the depths of her womb his mighty MEAT TANK. And it was so."

by Dontlikesmut October 3, 2007

Meat Munching

Copying off of someone

Stop Meat Munching off of my skills

by Brain_Spitz February 9, 2017

Ass meat

Disgusting shit you only find stuck to blankets and faces and asses and shit.

Grossness.

"Check out that ass meat on the couch, no fucking way i'm sitting there."

"Shut the fuck up Charleen"

"ughhh"

by Dr. Assmeat May 29, 2011

meat curtains

Meat curtains- vaginal lips, vulva.

With great intent, i parted her meat curtains with my cock. Three days later of constand pounding, her meat curtains hung down to her knees. I was proud , and so was my bishop. It was a monu,ental moment in my life, and hers.

by confusious me. June 3, 2016

Meat Suppressor

Meat Suppressor meet sə présser (noun)
Meat Suppressing meet sə préssing(adj)

1) A person who has intentions of interfering with, or to physically/verbally interfere with a person who is conversing with, getting acquainted with, or hooking up with the opposite sex.

2) A person who knowingly destroys opportunities for friends to find relationships/sexual hookups due mostly to jealously, or mainly just to be an asshole.

3) Also known as Cock Blocking or to Cock Block

1) Joey was sitting down at the bar talking to a girl. And when it was noticed that they were having a great time and hitting it off, Lisa came over and butted in and starting asking Joey if they were going to leave soon cause Lisa was bored. She is such a meat suppressor.

2) I met this amazing girl last night, and after a couple hours we decided to go back to my house to get to know each other better. We're about get it on and my roommate came into the living room and started watching TV. It was apparent that my roommate was meat suppressing me.

by S60B5234T March 25, 2010

used meat

A used female, no longer a virgin. Female with a degraded value. Characterized by lack of morals and values, and self respect because she has already been used for fucking.

Lisa isn't worthy of a good guy because the better guys out there don't want used meat.

by sweetghy June 15, 2009