Thomas

A guy with the body and face of a greek god, has a rhino penis, baddie bagger and is a single mom lover.

Person: «Look at Thomas over there.»
Bird: «he’s so handsome»

by Papi mayek July 14, 2021

Thomas

THOMAS IS THE MF GOAT THE REST OF YOU ARE PUSSIES

people walk in the hallways and see thomas and say "OMFG THE GOAT IS HERE OMG OMG" and ask thomas this "CAN I TAKE A PIC WITH YOU PLZ IS FOR INSTA" everyone knows thomas is the goat and the rest of you are pussies

by yodatz.TK June 2, 2022

Hanging out with Thomas

Is a phrase used when referring to being baked, high, stoned, etc.

1. "Hey we are going to hangout with Thomas, wanna come?"
We are going to get high, wanna join?
2. "Are you hanging out with Thomas?"
Are you high?

by Prof. Robert November 18, 2019

andrew thomas stockton

the sexiest man alive and it's not even close

look at andrew thomas stockton. he is so sexy

by ugghjhjkftjyv May 11, 2021

Thomas

Someone with the greatest game you’ve ever seen.

“That guy pulls so hard!”

“I know, he must be a Thomas.”

by Some random guy was taken January 2, 2023

Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.

I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum

by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025

Thomas

Some nonchalant weirdly vascular guy in my Spanish class who is pretty sigma ts

Hey Thomas,
Stop talking to me dumb bitch

by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025