poop chandeleir

when one has an execive amount of ass pubes and he poops and it sticks to his hair, resemling a poop chandaleir
give me a roll of charmin ultra soft, ive gotta poop chandeleir on the ay
by byron and nick June 30, 2009
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poop tart

a flat piece of poop with creme in the middle
by poop mn February 12, 2004
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poop fish

When you poop and you find out that your poop was a living sea creature, and it then swims around the bowl
This morning I gave anal birth to a poop fish.
by joliza August 12, 2007
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poop sex

a sexual activity that can only be done by a guy when he is in love with a girl and feels like he has to poop; the guy puts his buttocks and penis in the girl's back and f**ks her like he's jacking off; then sooner or later starts the pooping process; the girl loves it and does not care if the guy poops on her.
Jaylen thought Traci to be fine as hell, so he asked her if he can have poop sex with her, and she didn't mind.
by deejay11 May 03, 2011
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Poop Lasagna

When you take a huge shit in the toilet, wipe your ass, pee, take another shit in the shit hole, wipe again, have diareha. poop and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. If it does not go down, it is officially a POOP LASAGNA!!!!
DUDE I just made a giant 10-layer poop lasagna!! It won't go down! Maybe a pencil will make it go down!!
by Robbie Swain March 13, 2010
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poop hands

n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces
Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--
by MichaelM August 06, 2005
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Poop on a napkin

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.
by Brett January 30, 2005
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