Beans and Cornbread

When a woman lays down,with her legs spread and ready to be ate out. A man then comes, and spews liquid corn-infested diarhea all over her vagina. The man then is forced into handcuffs, and to escape them has to eat out the bacteria,and diarhea infested vagina.

"A woman and a man were hungry,so they decided to make some Beans and Cornbread"

by Bob3736 November 6, 2012

Green beans

Weed, pot, marijuana, grass, etc........

Yo, the green beans good?

by 420blazendude January 25, 2008

Bean Muncher

The action by which a male eats a female’s vagina out.

OR
The action by which a male (Caucasian or Mexican) eats a Latina female’s vagina out.

Zach will do anything for a girl. He’s a real bean muncher.

by Poondestoyer-69 May 30, 2018

dirty bean

Due to a specific young man's geneology ,it has become neccessary to refer to him as a Bean , rather than a Beaner. This is due in part to his mother's hispanic heritage, and his father's lack-ther-of.

1~Friend: "Hey Bean, why don't you run track?"
2~Bean: "I'm not a fucking mexican!"

1~Friend: "Did you see Farris' car"
2~Other Guy:"Yeah man, it didn't have any hubcaps!"
3~Bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): "Hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?"
1~Friend: "Where'd you get those?!"
3~Bean: "Oh these? These are what I call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!"
2~Other guy: "Damn you! Dirty Bean!"

by Allison JOY and Adam Marcus (BEAN) March 11, 2007

cool beans

the coolest word from the 90s for awesome being brought back by Dboparoni O.

dude, patrick purcell, that's cool beans!

by patrick purcell August 24, 2006

bean burrito

You or your girl shits in a tortilla, then you wrap it around your dick and fuck her...

i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...

by Big Boy 7 May 2, 2006

Bean Flicker

A neurotic, office busy body, who thinks its her job to make all computer related requests as difficult as possible.

A pain-in-the-ass computer illiterate who causes more computer crashes than she fixes.

Lets have the Bean Flicker upgrade our Microstation, then we'll hire a real computer guy fix it.
The Bean Flicker was in your office "installing new virus software," so its time to reinstall your operating system.

by G-Dog October 12, 2004