Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks

God damn I hate bandera texas.

by Bandera texas January 24, 2022

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 24, 2023

Texas Toenail

When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.

“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”

by TexasToenail January 17, 2019

Texas Tranq

A poker term used to describe slow play early in the round before more rigorous play following the elimination of a number of players.

Player 1: Man this guy is folding pre-flop on every hand!
Player 2: Yeah, you're right, he might be playing that Texas Tranq.

by Craigos2300 January 14, 2021

Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 01, 2021

Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.

Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."

by Penisjuggler3232 February 02, 2016

Texas Dipper

The sexual act of your male counterpart inserting his testicles your mouth while it is filled with chili sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a Texas dipper in a motel 6 bathroom.

by theamericancock716 November 27, 2023