Twat

when you're a twat

you're a twat

by Lxnghxm June 12, 2019

twat snatcher

A man/woman, usually woman, who creeps on your hoe and steals that shit right out from under ya.

Dude1- Yo that twat snatcher struck again!

Dude2- Bro, you really need to stop having threesomes with your mom.

by DJLanguageArtist March 14, 2014

sour twat

A sour...
1) A great word to shout out.

2) A woman's vagina.

3) A blow to the face or genitalia.

4) Used by Tweety.

5) An offensive term for a person.

6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

Shut up you little sour twat.
You don't gotta be a sour twat bout it

by Gotyoazz August 9, 2017

TWAT

Toolbag Walking And Talking (TWAT). This term is used to describe a (toolbag) co-worker that distracts others by walking around the department while having a conversation on their blue tooth\wireless headset.

Employee 1: That guy is so annoying. He is constantly walking around while having a conversation on his wireless headset.

Employee 2: I know. He is such a TWAT

by e-man770 April 29, 2013

twat twiddler

Lesbians slang name

Derogatory

Singular

“That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler“

by John_D03 June 14, 2019

Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location

"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"

by Kirjavah September 25, 2013

Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.

Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.

by Maniconwords June 11, 2024