Thomas core

when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

That guy just had a piano fall on his head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 22, 2024

Thomas core

when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

That guy just had a piano fall on his head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 22, 2024

Thomas Wulvik

A child that is in the closet afraid of coming out because he is scared his dad is going to start flirting with him.

- My G, are you gay?
- Yeah, but I am a Thomas Wulvik
- Too bad

by Da_Boat October 14, 2020

Thomas DiMillo

A white sexy Italian kid who can hook up anyone he wants and is good at every sport. He is shy but when you get to know him he will not stop talking. He probably lives in northern or southern America. If you ding yourself a Thomas DiMillo...keep him.

Wow that kid must be a Thomas DiMillo.

by John Bowen March 11, 2017

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Jenna Thomas

A chode.

I got my Jenna Thomas out and everyone laughed.

by acme15 October 29, 2019

camden thomas

a stoopid clown who has cooties

person: omg don’t kiss that girl before marriage that’s called pulling a camden thomas

by clownshit November 04, 2019