Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
Get the Biscuit Spittersmug. You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
Get the Biscuit Dickmug. while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"
by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022
Get the coon biscuitmug. by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021
Get the clown biscuitmug. by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019
Get the Biscuit Burgermug. by Imaqueefbiscuit August 1, 2022
Get the Queef biscuitmug.