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brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
mugGet the brother's teamug.

tea

mmmmmmmmmm.....TEA
by llolloll February 4, 2020
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Tea

when one tells a bit of gossip that makes them big mad
Girl: i am bored, spll the tea!
female: ok, karen is havng sex with josh
Karen: -walks in big mad-
by Solar. February 19, 2019
mugGet the Teamug.

mint tea

The disgusting shit they serve at Moroccan restaurants

My family calls it “hot scope”
Mom: ooh here comes the mint tea!

Me: I will never understand why you enjoy hot scope.
by Strongly Opinionated Erin February 3, 2018
mugGet the mint teamug.

Green Tea Addict

A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.
Green Tea Addict is getting defensive again....
by Giorno but gayer August 31, 2018
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Tea bucket man

It means you are bitch who has no friends and you sell at every thing you do because you like cock and not the roster kind I mean that big juicy fat cock and balls and you just suck as a person
by Yourmom69 June 30, 2022
mugGet the Tea bucket manmug.

Boston Tea Party

The act of having a threesome or orgy and at least two of the participants are from Boston.
I am so hungover right now from all that Apple McCormicks vodka but it was so worth it since it got me a Boston tea party.
by Dontstopbelievin September 16, 2009
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