Sweet Tea

A liquid substance that is sweet

HERES THE MOTHERFUKING TEA.

I need sweet tea not water sir.

by Pemunitedfry November 7, 2019

Carolina tea party

Is when one girl lays on her back and 20 guys form a line and take turns dropping their balls in her mouth

Hey susie, would you like to come over for a Carolina tea party?

by Riot strike November 13, 2019

tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea

"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"

by phantomgirll November 16, 2019

Tea

Tea is a sorse of gossip and is of course sksksksksksk bootiful eg: sips tea quickly and quietly

"Hey there -insert meme- what's the tea? Or "WHATS THE MOTHERF****** TEA SIS?"

by Jessicaskskskskskkstea November 27, 2019

Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

Morning tea

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019