Snake

A man who always keeps you waiting

-Otacon (MGS4)

This is Solid Snake, kept you waiting huh?

by Doctor Cronz April 23, 2019

Snaked by the Fudge man

To be screwed over by Neil Fudge, a fictional inventor.
The phrase was coined by Ross Bryant during an episode of Make Some Noise.

I'm shocked that nobody out of the 18k likes on that one comment birthed this definition yet, even after five months.

'Guess what? You're about to get snaked by the Fudge man today.'

by Ihadacrushongordonramsey April 2, 2025

Alabama snake bite

when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad

his penis was to small and she got mad and used the good ol Alabama snake bite on him.

by WildWhiteCristmas December 15, 2017

Duplicitous snake

People who pretend they love you; badmouth you to those close to you behind your back; ruin your life whilst apologising for doing so; keep saying they want to break up but refusing to leave when you try to get them to. Synonyms: Bjorn Peter Alan; Russell

Do not be a duplicitous snake to her!

by Opsq November 2, 2023

snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 20, 2014

Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.

I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.

by I Am The One Who Munts April 17, 2024

dinner snake

A massive dump after a massive dinner so big it coils on itself.

A guest remarked that even after five flushes he could not get rid of the dinner snake.

by jon dough May 17, 2014