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Body Armour with a Snake

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021
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Snake

Snake is used as someone that is acting “fake” towards a person. They can also back stab someone.
by Swancy. July 1, 2021
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snake

omg its a snake
no ur dipshit, it's a danger noodle.
by tera fuffad February 4, 2022
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.
Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.
by The adaptor December 31, 2014
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Bag of Snakes

Personal demons, secret emotional baggage, sordid history, skeletons in your closet.
When she shared with me her story of lies and deception I did not judge her, for we all have our own bag of snakes.
by Jodi Andersen March 8, 2018
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Snake

A snake is a person named Davray. Davray's are very snake-like and really love snakes and ladders and slither.io
Wow that person is a snake, he must be named Davray
by snake mcsnake snake May 7, 2018
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