September

Sexless septembet. The month where no man or woman is aloud to have sex alot like no nut November exept you can masterbate but you cant have sex of any kind

"Hey babe do youwant to have sex" "sorry baby we cant its sexless September"

by Dragonoverlord January 7, 2023

September 27

National kiss your friend with a name who starts with the letter “L”

Luke, we should kiss since your name starts with the letter L and since its September 27th!

by IRDK55442288 January 13, 2023

septi-election

Candidacy for the seventh term of a political office or other position.

Septi-election (re-re-re-re-re-re-election) refers to the seventh term.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

septi-elected

When someone or something wins the seventh term.

That person was septi-elected (re-re-re-re-re-re-elected).

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.

Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.

by K0-6 January 20, 2023

September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history

Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland

by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023

September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history

Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland

by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023