Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined

Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018

national sexual interaction day

the day when you can do anything sexual and get away with it!(:

honey! its national sexual interaction day! what do you wanna do today?

by ya b susan April 15, 2018

Hobo-Sexual

A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.

Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!

by @ThaRealSoutherngal December 21, 2017

Ki Sexual

To be claiming you’re straight but still get wet from Hyuna (a female Kpop idol).

Becky’s sexual orientation is ki sexual because she claims she’s strictly straight but when seeing photos of Hyuna, she became sexually aroused and they made her boy parts bigger.

by Sadistic Queen April 21, 2018

Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

Try sexual

Try sexuals will do anything to 'release' their hornyness. They would fuck anything. A car, pickle, pan, animal, tree.

John: OMG dude I'm soo fucking horny I'll fuck anything.

Rick: Dude I'm Try sexual which means I'll have sex with anything. It's fun. You should try it some time.

John: Imma go fuck something in my car.
> John starts fucking a tissue box when Rick comes in <

Rick: Yo dude can I join?

John: AHH FUCK YEAH.

> John and Rick have sex <

by TheGirlWhoLovesLesbianSex March 30, 2017

pimento sexual

A Pimento sexual is someone who gets aroused by pimento (usually specifically pimento cheese).

It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a pimento sexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Pimento cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.

by Defined Definition April 1, 2017