Suddenly salad

When one gets extremely aroused when performing cunnilingus or fellatio and one's tongue ventures south to the anus, as in tossing salad.

"Dude she was so hot I went down on her like crazy and licked her ass...when she jumped and said WTF are you doing? I just said..SUDDENLY SALAD!!

by Johansen Borgerman August 28, 2019

peal the salad

to go into the candy making buisness of carrots

Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!

by lambsarecool February 23, 2011

noodle salad

The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.

Hey guys give me a noodle salad.

by Big dumb animal 2 March 13, 2016

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 21, 2020

sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022

Rainbow Pasta Salad

When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.

Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.

by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025