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Power bottom for Jesus

A Google suggestion when "Power Bottom" is typed in. Established by angry gay atheists who hate Jesus because he taught peace, love, compassion and empathy but apparently the gay and atheist crowds don't like that and have taken to insulting him in this way or perhaps the homosexuals secretly yearn after him just as much as the atheists as they can't seem to stop talking about him or Christians.

Personally I think atheists (i.e queers) want hard Christian cock but because they can't get it they take their sexual frustration out with stupid insults such as this. Apparently it's wrong to call a gay man a queer or faggot but they (along with atheists) are allowed to mock Christians because they've had bad experiences in the past with a few Christians. This type of double standard isn't acceptable and I suggest that the queers and atheists fuck off and take a huge one up their ass and have an anal prolapse as a result.
"Power bottom for Jesus" was an insulting term originated by an angry gay atheist who had a prolapsed anus after taking too many cocks up there. He also had aids and anal cancer and was slowly dying as the result of his anal sex with men outside of gay bars.
by Skialian January 7, 2014
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super sonic power squirt

After banging a chick hard you pull out and cum in her eyes, blinding her while yelling "Boom Bitch"
Dude last night I gave Becky the ultimate super sonic power squirt!
by bordman24 September 12, 2010
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Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger

The act of wearing a toy Power Ranger glove on ones hand, causing said hand to become numb, and masturbating using that hand. Lubrication not required, but strongly recommended.
After growing tired of giving himself regular strangers, Chuck slipped on his pink Power Ranger glove and gave himself a Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger.
by Mr. McNasterhash January 28, 2010
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solar powered laserbeam guitar

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.
"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"
by Greg September 10, 2005
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super mega power blast

A shit load of cum. With a cum shot, this will drench the girl in semen.
I had a super mega power blast on that girl the other day.
by Party Rocker 178 March 29, 2015
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rusty scissor power slide

A sexual act in which two men start by anus scissoring, but then slide in synchronization in a clockwise motion so that major penis-to-anus penetration occurs.
Rob, being the chief, ordered butt-pirate Andy to rusty scissor power slide JP. They thoroughly enjoyed it as Rob video taped the whole thing.
by Wordupbrah June 21, 2011
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nae danger, power ranger

"Nae danger" is a scottish expression for "no chance". Power ranger is used to almost mock the person, challenging them when they think their right and clearly not. When combined, the desired effect of the phrase is to say "no chance 'big' man".
In an arguement:
Boy: "Captain Jack Sparrow's the coolest character man."
Girl: "STFU, CLEARLY WILL"
Boy: "Pfft.. nae danger, power ranger.."
by cheeksxx November 13, 2011
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