Porn Star Parking

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.

Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

Unborn Porn

The act of having yourself photograghed naked while pregnant as a form of "art"

OR

The 4D ultrasound to determine the sex of a baby with an arrow pointing to the genitals.

I see by the arrow on your unborn porn that you're having a boy!

by Melikim January 22, 2011

Porn Racist

When you comment racist terms under a interacial porn video.

Wow he typed the N-word under a porn video what a porn racist.

by Jasonknowsbitches August 20, 2016

Puke Porn

When your shitfaced on a night out and puke in someone’s garden multiple times

“No one at all, not a single soul: *Freddie puking in someone’s garden*”
“Omg did you see Freddie last night it was like a puke porn”

by Sooooohandsome January 27, 2020

Japanese Fart Porn

Something a man with blonde hair and a gay ass apostrophe in his name will jerk off to every Thursday afternoon at 1:25 pm. He will last exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When he cums he will let out a moan that rivals Polish kids screams from the gas chamber during WW2. His post nut will come out 8 minutes and 6 seconds after he cleans up. Thank you

Is that blonde gay watching Japanese Fart Porn?

by Jwidjjjsjk April 16, 2020

among us porn

Porn for Among Us.
b r u h

-NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PORN OF AN ASTRONAUT AND THEN EXPECT PEOPLE TO LIKE IT!
-haha among us porn go brrrrrrrrrrr

by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 26, 2021

Gay midget porn

The second most greatest thing since the holocaust

person 1: hey did you watch gay midget porn today.
person 2: no my mom said i had to go kill some jews first.

by NibbaBalls212313 January 21, 2022