Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

Got Taylored

Very promiscuous. Putting the male in the friend zone after one date.

Oh my gosh. That nigga got Taylored.

by jmariem March 1, 2019

You Got Skype

"You got skype" is a term used often by pedophiles or a man/woman trying to see someone else's body naked

"You Got Skype?" "You have skype i wanna see the tiny ass"

by DELREYFAMILY December 27, 2018

Juice it for what you got

It means to make the most out of an opportunity.

Juice it for what you got: It means to make the most out of an opportunity.

Example: Wow, backpack kid is really juicing the floss for what it’s got. He’s is music videos, video games, he even has a song now!

by Doctortrending January 13, 2019

Got me green

To be disgusting

Nasty
Making someone uncomfortable and grossed out

Nah bruh that bihh ugly Ian smash y’all got me green

by Lil lil chicken bitch June 11, 2018

Got a bomb in her pocket

Describes a female with a really huge ass

Ex: person 1- Damn look at shawdy in the leggings over there

Person 2- OH MY! Shawdy got a bomb in her pocket !

by TheMessiahB August 16, 2018

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018