Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

and i got the soda

i want someone to buy this on a shirt

so like yeah <3 and i got the soda

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

Baba Got Skillz

When a small child (typically a infant) has amazing skills (usually in the academic field)

Alot of people don't know that there are many different types of Skilled Babu's

1. Smart Babu
2. Streetwise Babu
3. Gamer Babu
And finally the most powerful the Omni Babu!

Baby: *FC'S through the fire and flames on expert*

Me: Dat baba got Skillz!

by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

Getting Absolutely Got

"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...

Got" -Grill Burns

Getting Absolutely Got is basically like getting T.S.G.V.

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

fact got

Another term for "faggot", mostly used in the internet (especially tiktok).
Used for when someone is gay or acting gay. Used by people who don't like gay people.

Person 1 (Homosexual): *Posts a gay related video*
Person 2 (Homophobe):"You're a fact got"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024