Pop Job

The act of giving someone a blow job, while they light up, and smoke a popper. Pop job is also referred to as "Popper job". This is typical stoner's perfect idea of their two favourite feelings. A prodigious head rush mixed with an intense orgasm.

guy one: yo my girlfriend gave me a pop job last night.
guy two: i gotta' get one of those.

by viennawaits May 6, 2010

Weems Job

1. an abusive, nagging rant that scolds on every slightest abberration, usually by a person of higher authority (see: OCD)
2. pure ownage

"Man, my boss gave me a Weems Job today"
"LOLZ THIS N00B GOT A WEEMS JOB"

by Weems's least-favorite moron June 27, 2006

suck job

the actual defined term of when a woman sucks the mans sausage area.

Man that slut Tammy gave me such an amazing suck job last night.

by Carter John Gautier March 21, 2018

Side Job

The act of a female or male bending to the side and a male sticking his erect penis in the fat rolls eventually causing an orgasm

I was too tired to have sex so he gave me a side job

by Priceless Princess 0209 May 25, 2016

Blart Job

When one receives a blow job whilst sharting.

Blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in Paul Blart Job Mall Cock.

by Blart King August 7, 2011

Crop Job

When a couple gets naked and one partner starts running from a distance away, jumping in the air and farting directly on their lovers' face as they fly by. It is the expert version of crop dusting.

Jessica was super excited when her husband Jacob offered to give her a crop job for her birthday

by Randy Richard Cheese October 11, 2018

Scoot Job

If you have to ask you can't handle it.

Ben Jackson gives the worlds best scoot job.

by scootjob223 September 10, 2011