buttered biscuit

the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.

"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"

by m3samadn3ss March 13, 2024

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018

Queef biscuit

A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place

Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit

by Imaqueefbiscuit August 1, 2022

biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.

You are my biscuit bean.

by thebiscuitbeaner February 4, 2014

Biscuit Booties

Southern booties which have been enhanced by them sweet-savory biscuits and gravy. Sweet tea has contributed as well.

Mmhm, I love coming to the south and paying homage to those blessed Biscuit Booties.

by Blackman Diaries December 7, 2024