When a colleague from work phones you hammered all the time, usually from copious amounts of wine or beer, and there’s no escape!
Jesus Christ man last night I got a Mary Call went on for hours, talking utter shite, friend: yeah me too. The Mary tends to have no recollection of having done this and will no doubt do it again.
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Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like toda..
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
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Get the Mari mug.Maris Lane Belmont is a beautiful white mare from the Spirit community. She's friendly, mature and calm. She is a member of the Enoxion herd. She makes amazing edits and also plays Hill Cliff Horse, Alicia Online, Roblox and Taichi Panda 3. She doesn't have many friends, but she has an amazing mom Azeri.
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