dream mad

When someone wrongs you in a dream and you wake up angry with that person. You fully understand that person didn’t actually wrong you but you are nonetheless mad.

Bro my girl is dream mad at me because I cheated on her in her dream last night.

- but you haven’t really cheated on her though…
It doesn’t matter, she still mad.

by Single dad journeys May 26, 2023

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

mads and kels

Two girls who are the funniest girls when together. They can make eachother laugh but when they argue, things can go very down hill but luckily, they don’t argue much. Kels and Mads are super pretty girls who both have boys falling left and right for them

guy 1: Bro! Have u Seen Mads and Kels
guy2: yeh. they’re so pretty bro

by broski752 November 30, 2019

Mads

Mads is super hot, and a lot of girls love him. He is cute, a bad boy and also caring. If he has a crush on someone then hes happy. He has some hard times to. He likes to game, and hang out with friends. If you get a crush on him, then your never gonna get over him. He Can be the perfect boyfriend. His first letter in the name is M and his soulmates first letter is K. Like in Karol, Kathrine, Karoline or something else.

Did you see Mads?
Yes hes so god Damn hot!
Whos that girl tho?
Thats Karoline?

by Shay_lin November 29, 2020

mute madness

When you fuck a mute person so hard they start to talk. This can be reversed towards a (previously) talking person.

Jim: Damn I fucked this bitch so hard she went into a state of mute madness.

Kim: Goddamnit Jimmy your little brother is trying to eat his fucking food.

by fatherjeans February 25, 2021

Mad Money

An expression dating back to the 1920's, it is a fund of physical currency generally in the form of coins, set aside for when one is incredibly angry. Most commonly it is used in the assault of another individual.

Jerry was so upset, he tucked that roll of quarters in his fist and just beat the tar outta that prostitute. Someone might wanna hide his mad money..."

by HotHaimSammich June 27, 2022

Madding

When your weenie is furiously angry and in love

I was in a pokemon battle with some fine pokemon female and I was Madding for her cuz I was still a bit angry .

by awesomemax03 March 27, 2020