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Idiot light

A lighted indicator on your car's dashboard that appears when you are getting dangerously low on fuel. It is a little red dot that lights up next to the E on your gas gauge. Where it lights up on the dashboard, the amount of gas that is left in your gas tank, and how far you can drive before running out of gas is different for each car make/model. It is called an idiot light because you are an idiot if you don't get more gas, or you're an idiot for letting your gas go so low.
Oh no, my idiot light just came on. I have just enough gas to get to my destination, but I'll have to get gas on the way home.
by Kitkaunitiger June 7, 2018
mugGet the Idiot lightmug.

Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013
mugGet the Green Light Goosemug.

lighting puss

When you have sex so fast the vagina lips get friction blisters.
Tony was stroking so fast during sex he made Kirstie get lighting puss.
by Mr. Nuts. Deeez nuts May 1, 2018
mugGet the lighting pussmug.

Caca Light

that one dude that's secretly gay but nobody would know unless they search the meaning here
Bro, that guy Caca Light, comments sit on me on black dude's posts! He's so fucking gay!
by CacaLight July 13, 2022
mugGet the Caca Lightmug.

Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.
I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*
by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022
mugGet the Traffic Lightmug.

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
mugGet the Putting traffic lights at my stop signmug.

Flashing lights

(verb)A couple/ married couple posting their selfie(a lot) in social media.
*Johnny post a selfie of he drinking a same cup of tea with his GF on facebook.*

Stop flashing lights at us, Johnny, you are irritating me.
by Lxiaoqi April 28, 2018
mugGet the Flashing lightsmug.

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