Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

Jake

Pro Gangplank and Kai'sa onetrick.
Greatest league player to ever exiest

Dude that Jake is so fucking good at Gangplank!

by DisabledBozo April 10, 2022

Jake

Big Dick, what can i say

Jake is big dick man

by Wild Asian February 22, 2021

Jake

A happy lil' aussie kid. The icon of growth and the most adorable puppy in all of ENHYPEN and I-LAND. Has the most adorable giggle ever. Favorite hobby is challenging Park Sunghoon at everything. Stan ENHYPEN and stream Drunk-Dazed.

Person: There once lived-
Engene/Eggie : A HAPPY LIL' AUSSIE BOY NAMED JAKE (SIM)

by StanStrayKidsAndEnhypen April 26, 2021

jake suttie

This guy is the biggest faggot you will ever get the opportunity to meet see a duck he’s sucked it. Like even Morgan Freeman hates him he’s so gay and he doesn’t even know him.

Person 1: I saw jake Suttie.
Person 2: Oh that fag, he’s so gay

by Barry micockiner May 13, 2019

Jakeing it

When a man is jerking off aggressively and proceeds to get friction burn on his penis

My friend Jon was jakeing it

by Homebody37 June 13, 2025

Jake

Small pp and talks to much extremely illiterate and smells funky

Jake smells funky

by Eggrollgummybear November 28, 2021