Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.
John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"
by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

Jacob: I fucking love Tony
by totally not jacob November 23, 2023

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.
Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.
Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.
Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.
Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.
"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."
by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021

idk some bisexual icon :)
they r my favorite dre smp member also did any one else see when karl! and CORPSE had matching pfps ?? like bruh i love their friendshippp
karl is cute and he be dressin
i stan karl jacobs supremacy bitch hbu
quackity and soggy napkin know whats up thoo
they r my favorite dre smp member also did any one else see when karl! and CORPSE had matching pfps ?? like bruh i love their friendshippp
karl is cute and he be dressin
i stan karl jacobs supremacy bitch hbu
quackity and soggy napkin know whats up thoo
by Jeremy:) September 8, 2021

Jacob is the type of guy to be small and super fat belly with big backhead. He is often a racist that votes to send home the immigrentd of sweden. He is jealous at guys who look better than him. He is also the guy to like a girl and then when he gets rejected he sais that she looks like a dude. he is also the type of dude to talk shit about all the girls in his class and then say that other dudes in his class is talking shit about the girls just to get girls to like him.
by Modernisaet June 14, 2018

Jacob is a band loving person. He dyes his hair a lot. Very loud, not very shy. He is funny and and can make you laugh but is mean at some times. He can skateboard but won't teach you how to if you ask him. He social in school but not as much outside of school.
by tupac0021 October 15, 2019

by Joelfridge September 3, 2016
