internet

(adj.) fake, not real, not actually

"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"

"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"

"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"

"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"

by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017

Internet

A place full of people that think they are more intelligent then everyone else

Internet-You people are too stupid to understand me
Decent Human-Dude I graduated from a university

Internet-And I banged your mom oohhhhhhh

by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

interesting things

When a male & female genders make love and the nastys. It happens mostly at night but also good at day

Hey baby. After were done dinner, you wanna do interesting things and the nasty with me tonight?

by GangastaPimpBaby August 26, 2017

internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.

The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.

by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017

Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.

Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.

by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018

interectalcleft

An interectalcleft is the scientific term for an ‘ass hole’ or ‘bum hole’

Hey that girl had a wide interectalcleft

by Now u see me November 19, 2017