golden fellatio

The perfect blowjob. Not to be confused with the golden ratio

“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night”

by kyuuketsukou April 25, 2024

Golden Phonebox

When two men with a pissing fetish go dogging in a BT phonebox.

"Oh mate this phonebox smells awful!"

"yeah some dutty cretin has had a golden phonebox"

by I am so very cool October 14, 2018

golden marshmallow

A woman who is beautifully tanned and sweet

A marshmallow that has been roasted to Golden perfection on an open flame

That is one golden marshmallow of a woman.

I've only seen a golden marshmallow on the food Network.

by Aroach January 22, 2019

Golden Receiver

A girl who has Golden/Blonde hair who spends a lot of time on all fours (Like the dog Golden retriever) but sucks off many men and sometimes drooles due to the amount of cum from her mouth

Fred - "Why is she on her hands and knees all the time? What is she waiting for?"
Shaun - "She is a Golden receiver, she is waiting to give someone a BJ"
Fred - "Can i have a go?"
Shaun - "Sure... Have fun"

by Joshwaa😂😂😂 April 18, 2018

Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.

The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.

by Pi Ke October 1, 2022

Golden Century

A Chinese restaurant that is simply no match for Jasmine Rice

Jose: "GOLDEN CENTURY IS TERRIBLE"

by platesmasherrr August 31, 2020

golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 26, 2024