friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

Church friend

Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.

I was hanging out with my "church friends" yesterday. I felt things I haven't in a long while ;)

by Gamer34 April 17, 2022

worst friend

the friend who is trouble maker and use others as a shield to hide their mistakes, they are one of most lousy, pathetic and useless bum

maxi is the worst friend you can have because she is a trouble maker and useless bum.

by oliviakiss May 30, 2018

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

Best friend

A best friend Is some one who doesnt control who to be friends with. A true bff would be someone who would see yoh were with some one else and would be ok with it I know best friends can have jealousy when your with others but if its to the point were they dont let you have friends run!! Dont be controlled just be you !!

Best friend "you and macy look so cute in this picture I love it "
Fake "why did you post this I dont it dont be her friend any more "

by Natalie gallegoes April 23, 2017

Incompetent friend

A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.

Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.

Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.

*Tomorrow*

Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.

Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.

Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!

by DragynScales January 17, 2015

Best Friend

The person you can only get mad at for a short time because you have important stuff to tell them

Ooo,I need to tell my best friend this juicy stuff!

by CO2 Delirium February 10, 2017